Literary Lust, ridiculous stories and dirty minds…we were destined to be friends!!
Meet the Ying and Yang of Smut- Chloe and Sabine.
I’ll provide honest reviews and literary guidance on what should be on your “must read” list. I’ll let you know what new books are coming out, post author interviews and give sexy snippets from my latest read.
Bigfoot, Bondage and butt plugs, if you’re interested in the unusual, I’m your gal! Not to say that I enjoy all these things in my personal boudoir, but for me, fun and kink go hand in hand. Bigfoot? Yes, I like large, hairy men…and I’m from Seattle, so of course I have a soft spot for that elusive Yeti! Turn-on’s…Buffalo check plaid, lumberjacks, manly men (if you aren’t over 6’6 don’t bother chatting me up), professors (spank me for talking in class!), and the scents of pine trees and sweat.
Bored of hearing all about 50 Shades? Want to read something that might disturb you or push your boundaries? Look no further. I will give you truthful reviews from the confusing, the strange, the “what the hell am I reading?” I also have a knack for finding kinky articles, sexy toys and free books to post.
We tell it like it is, from sappy romances to alien porn, we’ll read it so you can decide if you want to. Whatever your kink—Smart Mouth Smut reads it all!